Posh twat family commandeers two square miles of park for picnic

A FAMILY of posh twats has roped off two square miles of a public park to have a fancy picnic. 

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Office twat has three months of twattishness saved up

A MAN hated by all his colleagues has returned to work with 14 weeks of f**king annoying behaviour stored up.

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