Pregnant woman planning all the fun stuff she'll do on maternity leave will soon f**king learn

A WOMAN who has been calling her upcoming maternity leave a ‘year off’ will soon be forced to face reality, friends have confirmed.

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Strictly, and five other activities Gareth Southgate is now exempt from

NOW he’s overtaken the Queen as the most adored person in the country, the England manager can leave these activities to lesser beings:

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