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Prosecco o'clock: a prick's guide to timekeeping

SOME absolute wankers think they’re too good for regular timekeeping. Here’s how they mark out their days.

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He's a tragic nerd and a virgin, and other surprisingly unpleasant insults I've got lined up for Sunak

By Sir Keir Starmer

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