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Riding the whole Central Line: the ten most dogshit things to do in London

PLANNING a trip to the big smoke? Want that authentically wretched London experience the residents keep for themselves? Try these ten must-miss activities:  

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A Le Creuset sale, and other middle-class riots waiting to happen

POLICE called to Le Creuset warehouse sale, a national shortage of Brie: the UK is threatened by owners of Cockapoos who may turn tastefully ugly. These are riots waiting to happen: 

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