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Self-obsessed twat declares entire week his birthday week

A TWAT has announced that a single day is not enough for his birthday.

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Superhero to use most powerful move 'much earlier' in future adventures

A SUPERHERO has realised that from now on he should probably use his most powerful move a lot earlier.

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