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Seven cold, wet, miserable places to holiday in Britain this half-term

THE October half-term is here. Where are you going for another doomed attempt at a holiday? Try these hellholes:

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That bloody hoody, and other clothes your boyfriend should have chucked years ago

EVERY man’s wardrobe contains horrors that he’s weirdly attached to even though they should have been binned long ago. Like these:

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