Seven key differences between Christmas markets and hell: A guide for melodramatic twats

IT is now obligatory, on visiting a Christmas market, to pronounce it ‘hell’, ‘hellish’ and that Beelzebub himself was operating the churro stall. Here are some key differences worth noting: 

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