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Shitty Shein scorpion breaks after first sting

A LOW-QUALITY scorpion found in a Shein parcel has fallen apart after its first and only sting, it has emerged.

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9.15am. Pushed under a Tube train: A typical day in London, according to a terrified Northerner

READING about London is like watching a good horror movie for many Northerners. Here Roy Hobbs gives an account of what he firmly believes an average day in the capital is like.

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