Single man has single pan

A SINGLE man who lives by himself owns and does all his cooking with one single pan, it has emerged.

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The seven things you used to have that are worth absolutely shitloads now

THAT thing you used to have? Selling for a grand on eBay now. If only you’d kept it, along with all this shit:

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