Six excellent pet names if you're a dickhead

THINK it’s funny to be the kind of bellend who gives your pet a ‘creative’ name which will embarrass the vet? Try these:

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Starmer to throw drowning man half a life ring at some point in future

QUICK-THINKING Labour leader Keir Starmer reassured a drowning man that he was looking at fully-costed plans to rescue him in the months to come.

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