Five f**king nightmare wankers you'll end up sat next to on the plane

FLYING off on holiday? Prepare yourself to endure five hours stuck next to one of these utter arseholes:

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Ferrets, and other pets for try-hard pricks

THINK cats and dogs are too pedestrian to match your fascinating personality? Get one of these animals to demonstrate just how insufferable you are.

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