Six giveaway signs your partner is only pretending to sleep

IS your partner really asleep, or just pretending in order to avoid confronting reality? If they’re doing these things, they are faking it.

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A dog, and other elements that would elevate your local from 'shithole' to 'excellent'

MOST pubs are perfectly adequate, but some have added extras that elevate them to another level. Like these:

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