Six half-term activities to f**k your parents right off by abandoning halfway through

OFF school? Leveraging guilt to get your parents off their phones? These family activities will amuse you for ten minutes and occupy them for hours:

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The absolute f**king nutjobs no high street would be complete without

POPPING into town? You’re bound to run into these nutters without whom it just wouldn’t be the same.

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