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Six harsh realities of not living with your parents that freshers will soon face

UNIVERSITY beckons for thousands of teenagers, but independence comes at a price. Here’s what you face without mum and dad as backup.

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The tourist tax we'll charge, by the mayors of England's six shittiest regions

IF Burnham allows us to charge tourists as much as we like, you can bet we’re going to. These are the taxes we’ll impose, region by region:

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