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Six involuntary noises made by the middle-aged

YOU used to have enough energy to get out of bed without giving a weird grunt. Here are some other involuntary noises you make when you reach middle age.

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Who says men aren't loyal? 47-year-old's top five celebrity shags the same as when he was 21

A 47-YEAR-OLD man still has the same top five celebrity shag list as when he was a young man, it has emerged.

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