Six objects men pick up and pretend are a gun

‘YOU talkin’ to me?’ men say into mirrors while holding a cordless drill, or any of these vaguely gun-shaped objects:

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Thumb, egg, f**king nutter: What will you look like bald?

THE chances are that male pattern baldness is coming for you and the results vary wildly. Where on the spectrum will you end up?

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