Six people who need to f**k off out of the bathroom

IS your bathroom a constant battleground for use of the toilet and mirror? Here are some loved ones and guests who really need to stop faffing around in there.

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Five celebrities you honestly thought were already dead

CELEBRITY deaths are always a sad event, unless they’re one of these famous people you’re amazed haven’t popped their clogs yet.

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