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Six phrases that handily show you can't help being a twat

IF you’ve got twattish traits it’s good to be upfront about them. It won’t stop you being a twat, but at least people have been forewarned. Try these phrases.

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Get right up their arse: How to gently encourage other road users, by a twat in a company car

AN important salesman like me notices when other drivers lack confidence, doing stupid things like obeying the speed limit. Here’s how I politely school them to become better drivers.

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