Six places free from bloody kids this half-term

THE worst of all half-terms is here, and the streets are teeming with crazed children and their anguished guardians. Looking to escape them? Try these sanctuaries: 

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Reform going around Wetherspoons recruiting councillors

REFORM party officials are recruiting candidates to run local councils from branches of Wetherspoons, they have confirmed. 

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