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Six places you've had a wank that women wouldn't understand

LADIES are different, but men seem to need to crack one out in the most inopportune of locations and/or circumstances. They will never satisfactorily explain why: 

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It is never a good time for Trump to visit

IT IS a bad time for Trump to visit the UK, given our government resignations and his enforcing mandatory mourning for a murdered podcaster, but then it always would be. 

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