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Six reasons never to go on a f**king cruise

ALL that positive hantavirus publicity got you thinking of booking a cruise? Before you set sail like a carefree, oceangoing Zack Polanski, consider these reasons not to: 

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Office workers calling for 'orderly timetable' for boss to resign told to f**k off

A GROUP of office workers who have requested their manager set out an orderly timetable for his resignation have been told to f**k off and do their jobs. 

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