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Six reasons your town's summer carnival will be utter bollocks

TOWNS across the UK are holding traditional summer carnivals which should have died out with the medieval peasants who invented them. Here’s why yours will be a huge bag of shite.

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Men's long-overdue catch-up involves no personal details whatsoever

A PAIR of male friends making up for not being in touch for several years have not divulged any personal information, it has emerged.

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