Six toys kids will play with for five minutes

WANT to amuse your children for up to 300 seconds? Buy them one of these hot items: 

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Downstairs toilet not for shitting in

A WOMAN has explained to her husband and two sons that the downstairs toilet is not suitable for them to do shits in. 

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