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Smug half-term holiday bastards acting like they won the f**king lottery

LEGIONS of self-congratulatory wankers who spent last week in sun-soaked domestic locations have returned to work to preen about it.  

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Couple finishes TV series neither of them quite understood

A COUPLE have finally reached the end of a highly-acclaimed TV drama they lost the thread of several series ago.

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