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Smug September holiday bastards not so f**king smug now

THOUSANDS of self-satisfied twats who ‘prefer to holiday in September’ are not looking quite so clever as they begin their second day at the airport. 

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Middle-aged man puts back out masturbating

A MAN in his early 50s has thrown his back out during an otherwise routine session of self-abuse, he has confirmed. 

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