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Some f**ker always up an hour earlier than you

NO matter how early you get up some bastard has always been up for a whole hour already, it has been confirmed. 

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Why I'm going to be bigger than the Queen ever was

by His Royal Highness The Prince Charles, Prince of Wales

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