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'Spill the tea', and other internet phrases you sound a twat using in real life

THE gifts of the internet are many: email, wide access to troubling pornography and something to do on buses. But these phrases are not to be employed offline: 

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How I would defeat Doctor Who who I believe to be real, by Kemi Badenoch

IGNORE the Marxist BBC propaganda. Doctor Who is a real person who does not subscribe to British values, threatening to reverse time and Brexit. I will defeat him: 

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