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Splash out on hookers, you can't take it with you, says Martin Lewis

THE UK’s leading financial expert Martin Lewis has recommended spending cash on escorts and good times because life is ultimately a finite resource.

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What to do when you're on a date and see someone you fancy more

FINALLY tempted someone off the apps to a real-life date, then spotted a genuine stunner across the bar? Use these tips to keep the one you have until you trade up: 

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