Stairs still nation's favourite place to put things

A NATIONWIDE survey has found that Britons still love to have stuff piled up on the side of their stairs. 

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Five techniques for fitting that f**k off massive burger in your mouth

HAVE you ordered a burger so huge and loaded with dripping cheese that you have no idea how to physically eat it? Try these tips: 

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