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Super-organised man has laminated wank bank

A MAN who organises his life with military precision has a laminated printout of favourite masturbation fantasies working on a 21-day rotating schedule. 

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Aw: old-school couple met not online, but by cheating on their partners

READY to have your heart warmed? This couple didn’t meet on the apps, but by the old-fashioned tried-and-true method of being unfaithful. 

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