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Swindon 18-year-old would have hired dwarves for Mafia-themed birthday party if he could

AN 18-YEAR-OLD in Swindon wishes he had hired party dwarves for a Mafia-themed birthday party like Lamine Yamal, but instead went bowling and to Nando’s. 

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'It was f**king Gregg told you that, wasn't it?' asks John Torode

JOHN Torode, the other one from MasterChef, has accused his former co-presenter Gregg Wallace of inventing an allegation of racist language to spite him. 

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