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Taking charge of the barbecue, and other things middle-aged men to have wet dreams about

YOU used to have normal wet dreams about engaging in sexual acts with attractive humans. But now you’re middle-aged, this is what gets you hot:

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Everyone polyamorous now except for you

EVERYONE in the world is now polyamorous except for you, it has been confirmed. 

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