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Tap dancing, and four other unbelievably selfish new lockdown hobbies

WHAT better time to take up playing the bass than now, when your neighbours need the distraction of you failing to learn Fleetwood Mac’s The Chain? Or try these: 

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Dedicated local business supporter gets yet another takeaway

A DEDICATED supporter of local businesses has ordered yet another takeaway, he has confirmed.

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