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Teenage boy outlines plan to outgrow school uniform by half-term

A TEENAGE boy has announced his intention to have a growth spurt that will render his school uniform redundant by half-term.

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The five types of book on your bedside table that you'll never read

YOU are never going to read that book. You’ll just use it to balance your phone on while watching Squid Game. But what type of unreadable is it?

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