Teenager discovers amazing ability to ruin holiday for everyone else

A TEENAGE girl has discovered she has the superhuman ability to completely f**k up a family holiday for everyone else involved.

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Woman advised she hasn't dated enough dickheads

A WOMAN has not yet dated enough dickheads to appreciate a date who is only dickhead-adjacent, he has told her.

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