The bigger the engagement ring, the louder it tells men to piss off, reveal women

WOMEN have admitted they demand large diamond rings because they are an unignorable warning to annoying wankers trying to chat them up. 

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Kids now waking up bored

CHILDREN have reached the stage of the school holidays when boredom precedes consciousness, they have confirmed. 

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