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The five-point guide to deciding if you should have a wank

WAVERING about your commitment to having a hand shandy? Find out if the conditions are opportune with this guide:

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Horsey-horsey better than parliament, says Queen

THE Queen has confirmed that, aged 96, she sees more point to watching a load of horses gallop in circles than going to parliament. 

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