'The garden's a bit wild': six innocuous phrases that will totally shit on your weekend

READY for 48 blissful work-free hours, only for your mood to crash on realising the implications of the seemingly-innocent phrase you’ve just heard?

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Why your boxes in the loft are precious but your partner's are useless crap

YOUR partner’s boxes of crap should be chucked to free up space in the loft, whereas yours must be kept and treasured. Here’s why:

Checking article access…