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The middle class man's guide to awkwardly visiting the tip

A TRIP to the tip is a deadly minefield of stress and potential embarrassment for the sensitive Guardian-reading male. Here’s how to bluff your way through it like a blokey bloke.

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'Is that the penis or the nose?': What not to say when someone shows you an ultrasound photo

IS a pregnant friend insisting on showing you their ultrasound scan? Here’s what you should definitely avoid saying.

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