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The Mumsnet guide to nuclear armageddon

JUGGLING a career, kids and useless partner is tricky for mums before thermonuclear oblivion’s added to the mix! Mumsnet regular Joanna Kramer gives her tips: 

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Spelt flour and cacao nibs: how to have a pretentious poncey Pancake Day

PANCAKES are quick, easy and delicious, so why not ruin them by f**king about being fancy? These unnecessary twists will make every heart sink: 

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