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The six traumas of living in an all-female household

ARE you the only man in a house ruled by your wife and your daughters? Are you humiliated daily by a domestic matriarchy? This is the catalogue of your shame: 

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We ask you: What twat outfit are you dressing in for the London Marathon?

THE London Marathon takes place on Sunday, and every Briton who is not lazy and worthless is running it in costume. What are you wearing? 

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