The student's guide to being a condescending prick to the locals

ARRIVED at your university convinced every local is a thick failure like the twats from school? Reinforce your superiority from day one:  

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How to console someone earning over £150,000

BRITAIN’S top earners have been devastated by the government’s craven U-turn on the 45p tax rate. Comfort them with these words: 

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