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The wheelie bin, and other locations the Elf on the Shelf keeps turning up in

THROUGHOUT December parents are tasked with moving a sodding elf doll to new locations. Here are five places it always strangely ends up:

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We can still be friends, man in new relationship lies to his mates

A MAN with a new girlfriend has consoled his mates with the empty promise that they can still be friends.

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