Their old microwave, and other things your parents are constantly trying to lumber you with

ONCE you’ve left home your parents just view you as someone they can dump all their old shit on. Here are some things they insist you have:

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Middle-aged female celebrity wondering if you've heard of the menopause

A FEMALE celebrity looking for a way to get back into the public eye is wondering if you have ever heard of the menopause.

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