'They had to remove it from my arse in A&E': insanely personal information strangers just come out and share

COLLEAGUE? Friend of a friend? Stranger in the street? Why would they just come out and tell you this shit? 

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Five professions you're uneasy with being younger than you

TRYING to believe you’re still youthful until you’re forced to interact with these mere children playing dress-up? 

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