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This beach was all tits before your generation and your bloody smartphones, father tells son

A FATHER disappointed at an Algarve beach without a single topless sunbather has placed the blame firmly on his son’s prick generation and their phones. 

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Olympics abducted by deranged Scientologist

THE Olympic Games were kidnapped by an abseiling maniac from the Church of Scientology right under the noses of a global audience last night. 

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