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This is ideal gilet weather, says gilet wearer

A HABITUAL wearer of gilets has informed all his colleagues that the early autumn chill is the ideal season for the wearing of a gilet.

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Seven reasons Trump is the last person you need commenting on a shooting

THE politically-motivated killing of a controversial figure requires careful handling. Unfortunately Donald Trump is president. Here are the woefully inappropriate ways he’ll react.

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