Thom, and other pretentious name spellings that signal an utter twat

MOST of us make do with a bog-standard spelling of our name but some people have to be wankers about it, like these:

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Five aphrodisiac foods that are a big red flag to your date

ARE you hoping to boost your sex drive and your chances of getting laid by ostentatiously eating aphrodisiac foods on a date? Here’s how it might backfire.

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