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Twat Londoner has favourite Tube line

A DICKHEAD Londoner has felt the need to decide on and share his favourite line on the London Underground.

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Five inventions you came up with on the loo that would net you millions on Dragon's Den

ONCE again you’re astride the porcelain facing five imaginary millionaires desperate to invest in the game-changers you come up with mid-dump, like these: 

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