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Twats who moved to countryside shitting themselves at petrol prices

SMUG knobs who moved from London to the countryside cannot f**king believe how much getting anywhere at all costs now, they have confirmed.

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Jack Monroe, and five other people reactionary dickheads can't explain why they hate

WRITER and chef Jack Monroe is despised by Britain’s many reactionary bastards. Here’s why she and other celebrities are on their confusing hate lists.

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